HOT – Real sad girl shit.
NOT – Triangulation.
Last month, I invited you to take part in a little mindfulness exercise. It was inspired by Kristen Vardanega (@littletinyegg). Some of you shared your Working/Not Working lists with me. Thank you! Here’s a little sample of what was submitted.
WORKING
Being in nature is working.
Being somewhere I haven’t been in a while is working.
Bouldering is working.
Charli xcx is working.
Cuddling is working.
Loving my partner is working.
Second breakfast is working.
Taking notes is working.
/NOT WORKING
Anxiety is not working.
Bugs are not working.
Calling my sibling for support is not working.
Dating apps are not working.
Finding a therapist through Kaiser is not working.
Messiness is not working.
Multitasking is not working.
Trying to fix it isn’t working.
Here are some hot little videos to begin your YouTube vortex slip-and-slide. I hope you open a bunch of tabs!
I really love the little tiny dance moves. This, to me, is what “brat” is to everyone else. I just wanna be a (clean) scumbag bopping around.
Oliver & Company – Perfect Isn't Easy.
This is the second-best dog song. The makeup application and hair scenes are my fav, but I also like her vanity. The best dog song is He’s a Tramp in Lady and the Tramp. Peg has the most iconic walk and literally reminds me of Goldie Hawn.
Aidy Bryant Wants To Dress Your Toilet – Fantasmas
“You see, every toilet is a ‘she.’ And she, she ought to be dressed.”
Please let me know if you remember this song and, for some reason, know a large chunk of the lyrics. What was it from? I feel like it was a DCOM.
Billie Eilish – Chicken Shop Date
One of the most date-y chicken shop dates yet. Flirting! Puns! Vegan nuggets!
“I think you need to get a little weird to want to win something.” - New Life Quarterly Issue 1, Opposing Energies, Jordan Karnes (2017)